FAQ's
Frequently Asked Queries and Questions
Want to know how an author works or what his likes and dislikes are? Fancy finding out how to improve your own stories and reports or perhaps you are intrigued by the wonderful and occasionally weird world of writing and books. If there's anything you want to know - just ask Clive. He promises to do his best to answer. And if he can't, he's pretty sure Reg will be able to help him.
Send your questions and queries to Clive at:Ask-The-Author.
He’s sorry but he cannot give away free books and answers can only appear here on his website.
Promotion
“Do you promote your books or do you leave that to your publisher?” – K.V. Benson, Boston, USA.
I like to get involved in promotion when I can and make appearances or produce publicity material to help get a book off the ground. Sometimes, of course, it’s not always possible. I sadly missed out on a table football competition run by OUP to promote Fantastic Football in 2006. Shame, as it looked fun.
Work in progress
“What books are your working on now? – Cassie, Port Talbot.Well, as of March 2007, I’m working on an exciting new book about the Olympics as well as two really interesting biographies of famous people from the past and present. Cannot say too much more at the moment but as soon as I can, I will!
Next Birthday
“What are you going to do next birthday?” – BeeZee, London
Not sure, BeeZee, but wouldn’t mind a repeat of what myself and my friends managed to do on holiday last August. At a local fair which was very quiet, we hired a whole dodgems rink for an hour. Smashing fun!
Extravagance
“What is your greatest extravagance?” – Peter, BasingstokeBooks. No question, Peter. Every project I work on needs lots of books to research the subject and gives me the excuse to go to the bookshop and spend, spend, spend! I haven’t counted them but I reckon I’ve got over 6,000 books all littered round my house!
Funny stuff
"Your book on the Simpsons rocks! I want to know if you have ever written funny things like the Simpsons?" -
Tim C. Long Island
Hi Tim, thanks for your kind words. I've never written a TV series or anything as funny as the Simpsons but I am working on a really ridiculous story which is making me smile, at least. It has lots of strange characters including Boing - a space hopper that thinks it's a gangsta rapper. Will tell you more soon.
Birthday
“What did you do on your last birthday?” - Jasmine, Fife, Scotland.
I took the day off work, Jasmine, opened my presents and then did some sightseeing around Manchester. I walked into town along the canal path, went on the big wheel which gave great views of the city and visited an art gallery I haven’t been to before.
Website
"Can you tell me who built your website?" - Lance Freeman, W12.
Sure. My website was built by a London-based company, Red Ink Creative. They were very helpful. To visit their site click here.
How old?
"Dear Clive, I like your books. I have the Water Puppets, and 5 of your quiz books. How old are you?" - Becky Constance, Kettering, UK.
Hi Becky, I am 39 years old. Mind you, I feel a lot younger. Actually, a lot of my friends think I act about seven at times. Take care, Clive
Shopping?
"Do you still buy books at shops or do you get all your facts off the internet?" Greg Davy, Newark, NJ.
Hi Greg, The internet is only useful for some things and facts really need to be checked in books, journals and magazines. I still use bookshops all the time. We have a great one in Sharston which houses over 3/4 million old books.
Favourite Book
"Dear Clive, what is your favourite children's fiction book ever?" - Paulo Francs, New JerseyMy favourite fiction book is Skellig by David Almond - a beautiful story by a brilliant writer. I've always liked Morris Gleitzman's books as well.
Pets?
“Do you have any pets, Mr Gifford?”
Ralf Schimmer, Aarhus, Germany. Aged: 13
Hi Ralf, do call me Clive. Yes, I have a pet and he’s very special. He’s a dark tabby called Reg who’s deaf and scared of birds! He hangs around with me when I write and once actually deleted a file as he climbed over my keyboard.
He’s so special a cat that he’s got his own pages on this website. Head to Reg Writes
to learn more about him.
Other job
"What would you like to be if you weren't a writer?" - Jacko, Townsville, QLD.G'day Jacko, it's a good question. I really would have liked to have been a rock star but was lousy at playing the guitar. The other job I would have liked was to be a documentary film-maker.
Olympics
“I loved your book on the Olympics. Will you be going to the Olympics in London and will you be doing a new book for them?” -
Carrie Johnstone, Sheffield
Hi, Carrie. The short answer is You Betcha! I think the London Olympics is great for the UK. And yes, I hope to write a whole new guide to the Olympics straight after the Beijing Games.
For more information on the Olympics, head to my Olympics pages or to the IOC Official Website.
Location, Location
"Where do you live?" - Cali, Bradford, UK.
Hi Cali, I live in a large three-storey tumbledown house on the very edge of Manchester. It's pretty old - I think it was built in 1906 - and there always seems to be bits of it falling off! It overlooks the Mersey Valley and I can cycle through countryside and canal paths to get to the centre of Manchester.
Carry Out
“What do you carry with you when you travel for your writing?” - Harry, Auckland, NZ.Good question, Harry. Three things: a small notebook and pen to jot down any ideas, a digital camera to record anything I see of interest and an MP3 player to record interviews on. Oh, and it’s great to play music on as well!